- Russ Dear secret lovers/ I'm going to mail you all condoms./ Looking forward to our next sordid encounter,/ Russ
- me Dear Russ,/ Why do YOUUUU have condoms?/ Mildly interested,/ Talia
- [status] Russ so. sore.
- Russ Dear Confizzled Talia,/ They're free at my school :D/ Condoms and Sex Toys,/ Russ
- me Dear Cisgendered Russ,/ If you mail me menacing condoms, they will become balloons, just sayin'./ Tending to ask for free Band-Aids at school more often than condoms,/ Talia
- Russ Dear Asexual Balloon Maker,/ I wouldn't expect anything less. In fact I would demand photos!/ Pics or it didn't happen,/ Russ
- me Dear Condom Fairy,/ There will totally be photos--really incriminating ones--but you'll have to wait a bit longer to see them, as there is no way I will be borrowing my sister's digital camera for this joyride./ See if you can find any with glitter,/ Talia
- Russ Dear Glitter-face,/ I'll do my durndest./ Waving my erect wand of condom,/ Occifer Condom Fairy
- me Dear Isn't-there-a-brace-or-something-for-that?/ Thank you for the compliment. It's not often I'm mistaken for Adam Lambert./ Workin' her strut,/ The Sure-Fire Winner
- Russ Dear Burning Glitter-Face,/ I would never mistake you for him. You're much more fabulous./ Sorry to dash your strut,/ Russ
- me Dear Aloe Vera,/ It's possible to attain a higher level of fab?!/ Running shoeless,/ Fire Ant/ P.S. What kind of spells do you even CAST with a wand like that? o.0
- me We interrupt this exchange of correspondence to bring you this (Kool-Aid porn.)[htthttp://taniada.tumblr.com/post/882283159/popartinferno-oh-dear-god-why-does-this-exist] Now carry on, carry on!
- Russ Dear Kids Drink Fornicator,/ MY EYES! THEY BURN!/ Still waving,/ Water-Drinker-From-Now-On
- me Dear Waterholic,/ Your brain tells you no and your wand tells you go?/ Methinks the lad doth protest too much,/ The Girl Who Can't Figure Out Why the Kool-Aid Guy Suddenly Has a Body When He's Only Ever Been a Ginormous Pitcher-Head All These Years
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