Awkward City!

• Show off your new larger organ
• Big peckers for sale
• 80% of men wish to add more length
• make her grotto wet of pleasure
• what your wife can do to you?
• Drunk Michelle Obama in bed
• Bring her grotto in extasy
• Make your body ideal for love
• Your shlong'll be your trump KVR
• so huge it's like a vibrator
• Make your boner so iron it could pierce a hole in ceiling.
• Your lovestick won't get tired
• Add some iron to your prick
• It falls in process? Take V.!
• BE her amorous exhauster!
• Increased sex drive [from Sex Machine]
• Date Successful Men & Beautiful Women in Your City - Browse Millions World Wide [from Marry Me Sugar Daddy]
• Pierced wife looks for hot st ud!

It's possible some of these should also be listed under Awkward City! but if they are, I'm oblivious to it, haha.

• THERE ARE DRAWINGS ALL AROUND
• Britney Spears. What I was dreaming about
• Life wont be the same
• See the Butterflies come alive
• We got a winner in your new size
• Read! Andy is missing!
• Write me letter!
• Success can be sneaky
• Please, don't tell to anyone
• We work on holidays
• Make a present to yourself
• Single mail changes everything
• They accidentally found success
• Come, I share ice-cream!
• Talia get one for each ear
• What do Aliens, headphones and millionaires have in common?
• Talia put your dreams in motion
• Are you wasting your military benefits?
• Stay like a bold cliff!
• Sensationelle Tattoo Creme
• Make your vigor fiery!
• With a stylish watch you can impress anyone you want.

Next big meme in the world of spam? Hmmm.

• PediPaws - Pet Trimmer
• New & Quick Way to Keep Your Pet's Nails Trim!

From "elvisneverdies@verizon.net" hahahahhaha.

• Remember me?
• I feel bad, come
• I want to see you
• He broke his leg, come here!
• 2009 will be Magical year for us!
• Here's how to be well hung
• with this, she's become a sex-starved kitten
• don't let size deter you
• so massive it scared her
• larger than a python
• you've received an answer to your question