- "Unfuckin' A." -bard of aven
- "Broken hearts are for assholes." -Frank Zappa
- "Had a good day? I get that ace-and-on-top-of-the-world feeling occasionally, too. We get a special sort of independence." -freckles
- "I'm asexual, I don't need to have practical taste in men." -vrazda
- "In ninth grade, I had a crush on this guy: my big Move was to share a slice of cake with him. Flirting like an ace before I even knew~" -freckles
- "Excuse me! Wolverine Origin, mini series issue two, page 22, retractable bone claws. You know, if you three spent less time thinking about sex and more time concentrating on comic books, we would have much less of these embarrassing moments." - Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
- "Bah! Deciding is for wusses." -Krossero
- Re: "Plus I mean I don't really know what to call myself..I don't really FEEL cis, but I don't know if that counts in making oneself *not* cis, haha. ;) I can't decide. Bah." -me
- "Romance. It's bad for your teeth." -prettyeyes
- "Carry the ace flag with you wherever you go, and randomly shout out, 'I claim this land as a part of Ace-Topia! Wahahaha!'" -Perfected Silence
- "My dad is a Christian theologian (but not in a crazy fundamentalist way). When I came out to him (as an agender aromantic asexual) he just noted how I was "the most eschatological person [he knows]," meaning that being such was a manifestation of the supposed eventual ideal order of the world after the second resurrection. We're the herald of a perfect future, guys! You heard it here first!" -Pugnacioun
- "Science fiction all the way! A date without jetpacks is not a real date." -Bad Patient
- "I'm probably more of a flighty romantic. In theory, I'm open to the idea of a relationship and am a passive romantic, but in practice when it sincerely comes up I'm like 'Oh... hey... yeah, I've got a train to catch... sooo... bye. *runs away*'" -GoAllyGoGo
- "Random Woman at the bar after my wife outs me: 'He's a sexual what? deviant?' I suppose technically accurate." -Darkfire Prophet
- "No, boys, buying me a dress and telling me you want to be my husband and take care of me is no way to seduce me! Buy me a fedora and tell me you want to be my sidekick and we'll talk..." -prettyeyes
- "LULZ LET'S HAVE ASEX RITE NOA." -GoAllyGoGo
- "I find it strange that so many people choose to go down the same path in that regard. We are individuals with highly complex thinking patterns, yet when it comes to marriage and children, people seem to blindly choose those things." -Tabula Rasa
- "He cannot, however, long remain asexual when he sees the great peasant girls, as ardent as mares in heat, abandoning themselves to the arms of robust youths." -Havelock Ellis, Studies in the Psychology of Sex
- "But yes, I am a future spinster...it's so in the cards. Or my pants or whatever." -nalley poo pie pants/egd
- "I wish to have certain relationships with people, be they romantic or platonic, but I hate the whole idea of dating and having a boyfriend/girlfriend. I don't see why people actively seek them out, and it seems so unnecessarily formal. I'm not a gushy romantic and I'm not romantic in a traditional sense, but I am somewhat romantic in a way that, personally, I think is unique. I haven't found anyone else who is like me in that regard." -Antihero
- "NO. No no no. I don't want to screw you. I just love you. When did who you want to screw become the whole game? Since when is the person you want to screw the only person you can love? It's so stupid Tiny! I mean, Jesus, who even gives a fuck about sex?! People act like its the most important thing humans do, but come on. How can our sentient fucking lives revolve around something slugs can do? I mean, who you want to screw and whether you screw them? Those are important questions, I guess. But they're not that important. You know what's important? Who you would die for? Who do you wake up at five forty-five in the morning for even though you don't even know why he needs you? Whose drunken nose would you pick?!" - from Will Grayson, Will Grayson, this part being by John Green
- "It's better to be productive than reproductive." -GoAllyGoGo's dad
- "Q. How many sexuals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. A lightbulb is too small to screw in." -Sally
- "Let's suppose someone sat you down and said, very frankly, 'I know it may not make sense now, but someday, very soon, you will have a very strong desire to cut off your foot. no, don't give me that look like you won't, everyone does. It's normal. You'd be hard pressed to find anyone my age who hasn't. Anyway, since it's going to be so important to you, and I know I can't stop you, I want to tell you how to do it safely. Let me give you some little plastic covers so that the stump where your foot was doesn't get infected, since that can happen sometimes. Also, if you wait until you're married, then you can both cut off your feet together, and it'll make you feel closer as a couple. Just remember, it's always best to wait until then, since this is a big deal. Now, when you're cutting off feet, you can get a lot of fluids everywhere, so be sure to clean it up. You can catch diseases from that stuff too, you know. I'm telling you this because cutting off feet is probably the most beautiful and enjoyable thing you'll ever do, but I want you to do it safely. I mean, you don't want to get hurt, do you? Oh, and by the way, this is where babies come from too' And the whole time he's saying this, everyone around you is completely enthralled - they're nodding, they're writing down notes, they're asking whether a saw or hatchet works best, etc." -Shinaeroth
- "Oh shit. I knew they were wrong when they said masturbating would cause blindness. It's the other way around folks, the other way around!" -Nika
- "the question to ask then is, would this WTF be better or worse than the WTF of a sex toy party?" -mindsword
- "On the other hand, at least seeing bunches of near-naked people allows me to practice my anatomy drawing skills!" -Professor T. Pollution
- "Electric shock almost makes sex sound pleasant." -changeling0711
- "When I did eventually hear 'the facts' of life at eighteen from a school friend, I stared in astonishment and disbelief. Was that what all the love stories I hard read been about? What an extraordinary thing for people to want to do!" -Daphne du Maurier
- "Man, even I know he's sexy and I'm asexual!" -alien blog on Futurama
- "The other day my family was talking about continuing the blood line and my mother says: 'I don't think any of my kids are having kids. Definitely not TheRam[only my real name of course].' My simple reply was: __'Nothing's going in or out.'__" -TheRam
- "I'm watching a show on Discovery called 'The Science of Sex Appeal.' It's fascinating, focusing very much on what we know, and in some cases have recently discovered, about the chemical, olfactory and hardwired neural basis for much of what attracts people to each other, and keeps them together (or not). For me, it's been more or less a 1-hour long Asexual Moment. Interesting, but discussing mechanisms and responses that, for the most part, pretty much confirms these don't have much counterpart in my makeup. I feel a little like a (proto-)Vulcan watching a documentary on humans. Or prairie voles." -vits3k
- "Mom says when a guy makes an innuendo about candy that you suck on (in this case it was a push pop) you should bite down and crunch it. I love my mom." -Maruul
- "last time I looked//most asexual women were not looking to be called frigid babes" -Pay it forward
- "Ok, so I can't take credit for being an ace myself but I was trying to explain to my very ace friend what being turned on felt like. It ended up relating a fever and being highly sensitive with wanting a deep massage in the nether-regions and somehow jalepenos got thrown in there. and they still don't get it." -kiramekuchan
- "Using words like "innocence" in regards to sex makes it seem like sex is some radical mind-and-personality-changing event that will forever alter your thought processes. Oh noes! Really it's not that big of a deal. I think of it kind of like skateboarding, another activity I am not very interested in: Use protective gear and don't do it with losers." -prettyeyes
- "Another time someone was talking to me about how they'd get these awful urges sometimes, but they just couldn't do anything about them. I recommended prune juice to fix the problem. That did not go over well." -Animated Crime
- "I'm asexual because I have no sexual attraction to other people. When I see a dick i don't become anxious, or scared, I'm just like. 'Oh, thanks for showing me that man. i already knew that.'" -narwhal
- "Oh, well, if we can marry more than one! Hm, I'm gonna go pop the question to Alyosha Karamazov, Sheldon Cooper, Raj Koothrappali, Dr. Horrible, the music teacher Zooey Deschanel played on Bridge to Terabithia, and Ron Weasley..brb." -me
- "Better than sex cake, well it's not like the bar was that high." -the Darkfire Prophet
- My mom and I were riding the bus and I was talking about how I've finally grew about 2 inches. She asked me if I wanted to be tall, to which I was like, "HELL YEAH." She seemed totally lost and asked me if I wanted to be as tall as my brother (who is 6 feet). To which I also reply, "Hell yes!" She looked at me funny and went on about how women weren't meant to be tall. How tall women are ugly and not sexy at all. My response? "Mom, I don't want to be sexy, I wanna be a giant!" -geek-in-a-half-shell
- "My glomp virginity! :blush: I have been glomped before you know. 'Twas my first love, we were down at the beach...." -Jicragg
- "I suddenly thought how awful just being married would be." -Daphne du Maurier
- "An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex." -Edgar Wallace
- "When my parents gave me 'the talk' i asked 'can i go now? I want to go play mario cart'" -narwhal
- "I think that if anyone ever legitimately kissed me I'd punch them in the face." -kaylamp
- "...no want scary boy machine rushing at me with his metallic steam-powered penis of doom." -shanianowhere
- "No, you don't understand, I was born with a rare genetic disorder which causes me to reproduce through parthenogenesis rather than sexual reproduction, and the lack of need for sex to reproduce causes me to not have any sexual desire." -Ambrosia
- "Kissing on the mouth is far from sanitary and can lead to all sorts of bacterial transferals!" -The Professor, Gilligan's Island
- "To me, 'sexual freedom' means freedom from having to have sex." -Lily Tomlin
- "I'm a commitment-phobic die-hard romantic over here..." -Coleslaw
- I actually once had a dream that I was impregnated via facebook application... -GoAllyGoGo
- If you want a job done properly, give it to an asexual. -Axalotl
- (This happened to me yesterday:
- Guy: So, she had this tool strapped on, see, and was thrusting away -
- Me: What tool? A screwdriver?) -Metaleaf dan Blorie
- "I've also never really found anyone of either gender attractive. When I tell someone this, they just don't get it. It just doesn't compute. It's like I just divided by zero. All rational thought and reasoning just got thrown out the window at the start of this conversation." -difficultOnion
- "I was chaste to the point of rudeness." -Hippolytus
- "my attitude toward sex is rather like turning over paving stones with a stick and watching the millipedes run for cover. It's -interesting-, in a weird way, but I don't want to get too close to it." -Schadenfreude
- "I would say: transromantic driveless repulsed-but-tolerant asexual quirkyalone. No wonder I confuse everybody I know." -me
- "i think maybe the reason people are so offended by the whole notion of asexuality is because they define themselves so much by sex and sexuality that we are challenging what they believe about the meaning of life" -romanceisdead
apr 1 2010 ∞
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