• Howard: "Damn paper cut. Nothing worse than a paper cut!"
  • Raj: "Obviously you don't remember your circumcision."
• Raj: "Sheldon, you remind me of a young Lex Luthor."
• Raj: (to Sheldon) "We represent the Lollipop Gang and we want you."
• Leonard: "The meteors are so pretty."
  • Raj: "With your American accent, everything you say sounds stupid."
• Raj: "If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king...I would be kind to my rabbit subjects...at first...One day, I hold a great ball for the President of France, but the rabbits don't come. I'm embarrassed so I eat all the lettuce in the world...and make the rabbits watch."
• Sheldon: "You have about as much chance of going out with Penny as the Hubble Telescope has of finding that at the center of each black hole there's a little man with a flashlight trying to find the circuit breaker."
• Howard: "Oh, Raj was just comparing Sheldon to a hygiene product used by women who are not feeling fresh as a summer's eve."
  • Penny: "And the bag it came in."
• Sheldon: "This car weighs, let's say, 4,000 pounds. Now add 140 for me, 120 for you..."
  • Penny: "120?!"
  • Sheldon: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow tied into your self worth?"
• Mary: "Now you listen here. I have been telling you since you were four years old, it's okay to be smarter than everybody but you can't go around pointing it out."
  • Sheldon: "Why not?"
  • Mary: "Because people don't like it. You don't remember all the ass kickings you got from the neighbor kids. Now let's get cracking. Shower, shirt, shoes and let's shove off."
  • Sheldon: "There wouldn't have been any ass kickings if that stupid death ray had worked."
• Penny: "I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know."
  • Sheldon: "Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
  • Penny: "...Participate in what?"
• Sheldon: "I've spent the past three and a half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college; and before that, I was in the fifth grade."
• Leonard: "What are you doing?"
  • Sheldon: "Every Saturday since we've lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal, added a quarter-cup of 2% milk, sat on this end of this couch, turned on BBC America, and watched Dr. Who."
  • Leonard: "Penny's still sleeping."
  • Sheldon: "Every Saturday since we've lived in this apartment..."
  • Leonard: "You have a TV in your room, why don't you just have breakfast in bed?"
  • Sheldon: "Because I am neither an invalid nor a woman celebrating Mother's Day."
• Leonard: "Our babies will be smart and beautiful."
  • Sheldon: "Not to mention imaginary."
• Leonard: "I'm a male, and she's a female."
  • Sheldon: "But not of the same species."
• Mary: (to Raj) "Now I fixed chicken. I hope that's not one of those animals you people think is magic."
• Sheldon: "I don't know how, but she is cheating! Nobody can be that attractive and this good at a video game!"
• Raj: "Tonight I spice my meat with goblin blood!"
• Christy: "There's my Little Engine That Could!"
  • [Christy/Howard make out]
  • Sheldon: "Well, there's one beloved children's book I'll never read again."

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