- go Black Kali on
- picnic on the grave
- CAN WE TIE HIS BODY BEHIND A CAR AND GO SPEEDING DOWN A REALLY NICE GRAVEL ROAD?
- ATHLETICS WITH REFRESHMENTS TO FOLLOW
- Isi: "use his head as a football"
- when that's finished, Will and I
- WILL DRINK GIRLY COCKTAILS OUT OF THE SKULLS OF THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED US.
- ALSO FINGER SANDWICHES.
- WITH FANCY STRAWS
- THEY WILL BE TWIRLY AND GLITTERY AND HAVE BUILT IN UMBRELLAS.
- IF WE DRINK RUM THERE WILL BE CHERRIES ON TINY NEON GREEN PLASTIC SWORDS.
- AFTER THE PICNIC, CROQUET
- WE CAN PLAY CROQUET WITH THEIR FEMURS
- NOW I SORT OF WISH WE HAD LEFT THEIR HEADS FOR CROQUET BALLS. DAMN. NO FORESIGHT AT ALL.
- IT'S OKAY, THEIR GLITTERY SKULLS WERE TOTALLY WORTH IT
- WE WILL FIGURE SOMETHING ELSE OUT
- OH I KNOW LET'S JUST USE THEIR HEARTS OF STONE.
- I HOPE THEY SHATTER ON THE FIRST BLOW. I'LL BE TOO DRUNK TO PLAY A WHOLE GAME.
- Will: "I bet an inflated stomach would make a decent kickball."
- INTESTINES = JUMP ROPE.
- Isi: "Can we use them as streamers, too?"
- Will: "I think we're forgetting the obvious fact that
- some of them
- need to be used as
- sausage casing."
- Frederick: "CAN I ADD PIN THE GENITALS ON THE DONKEY"
- BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS PLEASANTLY PAINFUL"
- VOODOO DOLLS
- I'LL SEND YOU BAGGIES OF HAIR SAMPLES STAPLED TO UNFLATTERING PHOTOS.
- PAYMENT IN MEGATHERIUM WALLPAPER
- PINS
- THE SHARPEST
- THE RUSTIEST
- IF YOU USE RUSTY PINS CAN YOU GIVE THEM TETANUS BY PROXY?
- CLAIMED BODY PARTS
- Isi: "Can I have his braaaaaaaain?"
- Joe: "Legs = Umbrella stands."
- Salem wants a lung and an eye: "CAN I PLEASE HAVE A LUNG? PRETTY PLEASE WITH EYEBALLS ON TOP? I HAVE EVER SO WANTED REALY REALY BAD TO EAT A LUNG. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! OR AN EYEBALL! I REALLY REALLY WANT TO EAT AN EYEBALL!"
- Dante: "Can I have a foot?!"
- Adrienne: "Can I have one of his Achilles? Owning an Achilles heel would be a nice shield for my Achilles heel."
- Catherine: "*will take a kneecap if the parts are still suitable for repairing common sports injuries by the time everyone has finished*"
- Stefan: "I may not claim any specific body parts, but can I help take him apart? I've always wanted to dissect a human body and see how it's put together. (I was gonna ask for the spine, but I'm not sure this guy has one...)"
- Isi: "Just cuz he has one doesn't mean he uses it."
- Jim: "Now I'm just picturing him as a pile of goo that somehow manages to use the Internet."
- me: "This is entirely possible."
may 14 2011 ∞
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