MOST MOST MOST

• oh snap it's onomatopoeia
• a genetic button
• i never say no to a complement
• the best heroes are byronic
• carpe the motherfucking diem
• gregor samsa is a friend of mine
• a 5th dundundunDUN
• muckraker
• punch cupid in the throat
• women aren't hoes
• go eat worms
• creationism
• marxist theory
• Let's Get Polysyllabic
• anti-tickling
• Gimme a Deus Ex Machina
• ugh of the ancient mariner
• a button about van gogh and his drama
• manifest destiny
• i gave up church for lent
• just a gutter kid
• wwjfd?

AND ALSO

• pursuing the american dream
• reason and love keep little company together nowadays
• don't go to art school
• horatio alger is full of shit
• i would prefer not to
• you can't swerve me
• i'm just shy is all
• rainbow sheep of the family
• religious fundamentalists scare the shit out of me
• we could dance all night
• exit pursued by a bear
• the problem with bookstores
• fat books are sexy
• only YOU can prevent times new roman
• hell yeah, helvetica
• death before comic sans
• STOP SAYING OOOOH BURN
• love is blind