I dated a kid, and here are the ways I'm moving on from this clusterfuck

• Eight boys
• Three weeks of appetite loss in February
• Three proper dates
• One manic episode
• Lost-count-how-many incidents of blocking on Facebook, Instagram, and phone
• Too many apologies
• Three passive-aggressive messages to her
• Five holidays and birthdays (Christmas, New Year, two birthdays, and Labor Day)
• A world cup
• Two plane rides in opposite directions
• Seven months, and counting
• A final argument. I made the right decision.