Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

• Lighter than part 1. Sad & happy, but feel-good overall.
• Just so happy to see the cast, these characters.
• No Ravenclaw Common Room. You selfish!!
• "They're ruining my school. Those are my friends, my school..." Pretty much started crying beyond that point.
• Oliver Wood, no-show?
  • I am right. My friends can deny it all they want, but I saw him. He was there. On a broomstick. He had one line. <3
• "Piertotum Locomotor!" Totally badass. Got teary-eyed when she went, "Hogwarts is threatened! Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school." Mood trashed by the next joke about having always wanted to use that spell. Jesus, not the time to kid!
• Bellatrix Lestrange's death--kept Jake from joining the applause. Bitch.
  • Oh yeah, let's talk about that death shall we.
  • Move on from the clapping all the filthy mudbloods did in the theatre.
  • "Not my daughter, you bitch" still hurt. THINK ABOUT IT, IT'S GINNY WEASLEY.
  • Ha. Yeah. Thought so.
  • WTF was that death? Why did she disintegrate?
  • People said it was for the 3D. What the hell is wrong with you? YES, YOU SHOULD FEEL DIRTY, YOU FANSERVING CORPORATE DOUCHEBAGS. Thanks for making me put up with not only the killing of my hero, but a tacky HORRIBLE killing one at that!
  • & where was Voldemort's fury upon the discovery that her last, best lieutenant fell? "Voldemort's fury at the fall of his last, best lieutenant exploded with the force of a bomb"?
  • "Molly's curse soared beneath Bellatrix's outstretched arm and hit her squarely in the chest, directly over her heart. ...and Voldemort screamed." JS, I didn't get this. We had ~that.
• Neville awkward.
• Draco & Harry at the Room of Requirement. Maybe it's just because of Jake giggling the whole time it happened. Twas totally calling for it. SLASH! Something like, "I want my wand back. The new one doesn't quite... understand me, yknow what I mean?" HARRY KNOWS WHAT YOU MEAN!!
• Cho Chang thought bubble during Neville's speech.
• Can we please not push the Neville-Luna pairing. Where did that even come from? You guys blind or is Harry not there?? Uh hello. If you're gonna ignore Harry-Luna...
• Remus & Tonks. :'( "It was all too brief." They broke me.
• Freddie. :( "Don’t worry, George. I’m going to heaven. Guess how I know? Because we’re the Holy Spirit! Get it? Because you’re holey and I’m… dead. Please don’t cry."
• "Harry Potter! You listen to me right now." Wow, teh. Strong!
• Free iPods for Death Eaters/snatchers! That's why they're so many.
• The Ron-Hermione kiss was WHOA.
• The Prince's Tale. omg. Possible stand-alone short film.
  • SNAPE, SNAPE, SEVERUS SNAPE.
  • "After all this time?" "Always."
  • Lily said "always!"
  • "I tried to protect him, Lily. I can do no more."
• Narcissa Malfoy, mad respect. I like that there's depth in that scene. "Dead." I wanted to halt everything & just bask in its total badassery.
• Voldemort's funny.
• When Voldemort died, why is it Made For 3D again? Ugh. There are better alternatives to what they showed us!
  • "Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snakelike face vacant and unknowing." That simple. Like the mortal he is and always will be. It's Tom Riddle. And death. His Death.
  • Jake's suggestions
    • Kinain ng lupa
    • "Pwede rin may paramedics ang drama. 'CLEAR!'"
• Lucius being asked "how do you live with yourself?" sew awkward.
• Malfoy coming over to the ~dark side, sew awkward.
• "Bobo!"
• Ginny Weasley is so bland, I can easily pretend she doesn't exist.
• Angel said: "Mejo naoff ako sa Tita hairdo. Kasi diba dapat Quidditch player na sya? Ang politician's wife from the 50s e!"
• I still hate Cho Chang. Nothing can change that. Girls who cry during a date at Madam Paddifoot's will be forever despised. Bitch stopped being relevant.
• Ginny > Cho. I can never stand Cho. With Ginny, you can just ignore her and live. With Cho, I will not be pleased unless I fiendfyre her. I remember cackling when I read about Cho tearfully asking Harry what Cedric's last words were (hoping she was mentioned). I was 13 then. Cho Chang taught me how to be the catty girl I am now.
• Gwapo mo, Albus. WELCOME TO THE SLYTHERIN HOUSE.
• Meme made a justification as to why Harry married her. She resembles Lily. Duh.
• "All was well."
• "Mischief managed."