Fun moments from my second favorite band

• Early 2000 gig
• Mind-blowing live performance of Vision of Division
• Crazy fans from Hawaii wherein Jules got kissed and Fab dived
• That jacket thing Jules does
• Nikolai's sunglasses
• Julian wearing sunglasses indoors, none outdoors
• "Were we the sport--NO."
• Blah blah blah
• In Transit, basically
  • Should I wake up Nikolai? YO NIKOLAI! Let's go. Party.
  • POR QUE??
  • Julian's adorable smile is not beneath me
  • Mandatory Jules&Fab PDA
  • Albert & Nick's hash
  • Nikolai mugging Albert, attempting to take off his pants then running away.
  • "Yo bitch! Yo bitch!"
  • "Housekeeping!" "Go away, Nikolai!"
  • "How about my fucking kids? How about Little Fabrizio. He hasn't eaten in three hours."
  • You're really getting creative, Albert.
• Rage in 2005
  • Jules and schadenfreude. "I like it when he falls on the drums, it looks painful. Why do I enjoy seeing other people’s pain? I don’t know but I like it."
  • Fab is "Slash," Jules "Edge."
  • Julian embarrassing Fab. "Never heard of it. Never heard of them."
  • First time they met Adam Green. Nick's was at a party, poetry scribbled on Adam's chest. Fab's when Adam was wearing sunglasses at night. Jules can't remember.
• Nikolai broke the zoom.
• Nardwuar interview. Intenz. Also, Jules taking a shot then beer then cig.
• Albert a giddy five-year-old
• Julian: That’s what I’m thinking while we’re recording. You know like, “is this Grammy-worthy?”
• Fab: "I just keep my mouth shut and play the drums." Albert: Good boy, good boy.
• Albert loves the Arctic Monkeys
• Nick Valensi dancing
• 2011 comeback on SNL
• Jules dropping the F-bomb on SNL. "Fuck it, I'll wait for you."
• Mic throwing.
• Mic throwing is back.
• Jules' kiss machine gun bullets
• One of what the Strokes would never do: "We’ll never ride a bicycle made for five," says Nick
• Short story by The Strokes
• Fab & Jules love
• Fab and Jules love 2
• Fab and Jules love 3
• Jules in action for GQ
• Fab and Jules love 4
• Albert fell asleep
• Fab the party person
• Fab the party person 2
• Nikolai & Jules BFFs
• Fab & Albert kissing
• Complaint about Fab: "I think [The Modern Age] was the first song where Julian and Nick and Albert and Nikolai all kind of looked back at me and said, “if you’re gonna be a drummer, you might as well hit hard”. And I was just tapping away, tap tap tap tap."
• You Only Live Once video
• Fab Moretti is a dork
  • Evidence 1
  • Evidence 2: "Look at me. I’m a dork. I feel that way every day and that’s being honest. I never feel like I’m cool. I try to ignore the mirror as often as possible. Some of us like mirrors, some of us don’t. They give me the heebie jeebies. I’m vexed with… I shouldn’t say that. I was told never to make an interview a therapy session."
  • Evidence 3
  • Evidence 4
  • Evidence 5
• Fab describing Julian: "What’s the word that means you’re self-taught, but it seems like you’ve been taught by the masters? (Autodidactic) That’s it! That, or fucked up in the head."
• Albert kissed Craig Nicholls of The Vines
• Jules to an audience. "Don’t you fucking look at your watch while I’m singing!"
• Jules wants Kieran Culkin to play him in a movie.
• Julian signature shrug
• Andrew: So school sucked for you? Julian: Well I mean, yeah I think it’s…yeah, hell yeah.
• Oh Jules
• Fab & Jules love dancing
• Fab Albert & Jules
• Jules being appropriate
• It would be great if they did a cover of the AM song "Dancing Shoes." Just imagine Julian slur, "you sexy little swine" matched with his signature unblinking stare!
• 12:51 alternate video See 2:08 to 2:14
• B-side: Hawaii aloha on MTV Live