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- I hope you step on a Lego.
- Leave Britney alone!
- Congratulations on your face. + Handshake.
- What does it feel like to be wrong all the time? I imagine it isnāt pleasant.
- What is that? Is that an app?
- Oh, fuck both of you and your little high-five. Death Proof, Tarantino
- Now, did you or did you not say that? No no no no! Answer the question, motherfucker. Did you or did you not say that? Kim, Death Proof, Tarantino
- English, motherfucker, do you speak it? Pulp Fiction, Tarantino
- I will cut you.
- You want a gold star with that?
- "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw." Heathers
- I require the highest of fives. Barney Stinson from HIMYM
- He's a sensational fuck, yeah? Effy Stonem from Skins (Hate her, loved that scene)
- [I'll] bite his head off and spit it in the hole. Cassie Ainsworth from Skins
- It's all part of the plan. Say this when something bad happens, just to confuse/terrify people.
- You... dense motherfucker!
- Let us eat the Jesuit. Let us eat him up! Candide by Voltaire
- Bitch ain't fuck shit happened. That's all I have to say. Nothing fucking happened. You know why? Because I don't give a shit about fucking fourth of July. Hello? Did you not know I wanted to move to Canada?
- Don't hate. Appreciate.
- Because I'll tear your head off, Daniel. I'll tear it off and I'll throw it over that fence. Kim Kelly, Freaks and Geeks
- I deserve that. Jeff Winger, Community (His answer to Pierce's, "You remind me of myself when I was your age.")
- All I ever want to do is ask people who arenāt making any sense, āIs this a poem?ā
- I will eat your babies, bitch! Sweet Dee from Sunnyfx
- Don't hate. Congratulate.
- Please, you ugly anyway.
- He is as hot as the flames of the hell you bitches are going to. Scott Pilgrim series, Brian Lee O' Malley
- You better lawyer up, asshole. Eduardo Saverin from The Social Network
- What the fuck are you doing here, baby! What the fuck, baby? Go to sleep! Where are you from? Amber alert, world. If you're missing a baby, it's at my house!
- Oh, let's call it a lesson on character building.
- Oh, my beautiful idiot. You have what you've always had. You've got me. TARDIS in Idris, Doctor Who
- Your resentment is delicious. Sue Sylvester, Glee
- I'd sell you to Satan for a piece of corn chip.
- Because I was nervous and trying not to vomit rainbows, but in my mind I was vomiting rainbows all over the place.
- if your face were mango flavored I'd eat it Bea
- A gash in a sundress. True Blood
- "Uh so I'm only here for a fuck?" "Never crossed your mind?" Shameless US
- Wala lang. Pampasikat lang.
- oh look feelings of content. Jeric
- hey i just met you. well, nice to meet you. tenks. Alessandra de Rossi
- I think i'll have to go back to playing pokemon. Lol Justin T
- How dare you speak to me?
- I can't stop drinking about you.
- Is this about sex?
- __He needs a cheeseburger. And a hug__
- Just stay out of my emotional way. Shoshanna, Girls
- The Devil wears palda.
- I'd fire you, [Bridge]. Jude, Bridget Jones's Diary
- Can you see my penis? From a tweet: "Can you see my penis?"-girls send this as the caption for sexy pics you send to boys if they say "lol yes i see it" it means they like you
- What, is she funny or something? GOB, Arrested Development
- (+44): it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck. a Txt from Last Night
- (250): Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted. a Txt from Last Night
- "Existential angst"? "Crisis of faith"? Umm, that's so ... college. Sorry, basic bitch. Too pretty for that shit. Twiggy Popsicle
- is anyone else cold in here or is it just my heart
- Congratulations on your lack of fetus a Txt from Last Night
- Errands: mini-adventures for undesirables Karen Walker, Will & Grace
- (413): She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list. a Txt from Last Night
- I'd date you. I'd totally date you. Jake when I said I forgot to ditch my mom on our date.
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