Thoughts

• I didn't like it at first because of um how whiny and privileged I find twenty-somethings are these days, but that's maybe just because I'm a lot like them too. And I find other people like me insufferable.
• That thing where she lied on the floor. I know it.
• Spotted on Girls: @imboycrazy, playing a girl who giggles a lot and doesn't eat
• "That was so good. I almost came." "You want a Gatorade?" "What kind, what flavor?" "Orange." "Um, no thanks. I'm good." First time I laughed.
• "OK, I think I got everything. Testicles, spectacles, wallet, watch."
• "I want to have children. I’m going to be amazing at it. I want to have children with many different men of many different races."
• "Uh, hey, you're pregnant, but you don't want to be, so you might want to come have your abortion now. OK. Thanks. Bye."
• "There is seriously nothing flakier in this world than not showing up to your own abortion."
• "I've never had sex, OK? AKA I'm almost 22, and I'm virgin. Seriously! It's like everyone and their mother has had sex except for me."
• "I-I don't know what to say. I mean, um, I hit a puppy once with my car. I only had my learner's permit."
• "145 pounds." "Oh, I'm 143 pounds, but the nurse weighed me with clothes on, so that was a rude thing to do."
• "Sexually active? Just one partner, or--" "Should I get more because the one I got is kind of a handful. ... Yes, just him."
• The thing is that, these days if you are diagnosed with AIDS, it’s actually not a death sentence. There are so many good drugs and people live a long time. Also, if you have AIDS, there’s a lot of stuff people aren’t going to bother you about. Like, for example, no one is going to call you on the phone and say ‘Did you get a job?’ or ‘Did you paid your rent?,’ or ‘Are you taking an HMTL course yet?’ because all they’re going to say is ‘Congratulations on not being dead.’ You know, it’s also a really good excuse to be mad at a guy. It’s not just something dumb like, ‘You didn’t text me back,’ it’s like ‘You gave me AIDS. So deal with that. Forever.’ Maybe I’m actually not scared of AIDS. Maybe I thought I was scared of AIDS, but really what I am is… wanting AIDS.
• "She's always like, liking my Facebook status. It's such a weird aggressive move. It's like, 'Oh, sorry I passed you an STD but I enjoy your quirky web presence.'"
• "You should act like my life is real, you know? Because my life is real." That's a very sad thing to say to someone. #Girls
• “Look kid, I don’t know what you want me from. Do you want me to be your boyfriend? Is that it? Do you want me to be your fucking boyfriend?” - Adam
• That song in the end of the Bushwick episode. White Nights. Makes me smile like the dork Hannah was every time.
• “I love you. You’re so fucking gross lying there on the bathroom floor.”
• “You vibrate on a very strange frequency. … I want to go home with you. Tonight.”
• Hannah and her Halo dance
• "Do it for the story."