Funny inspirational quotes from a bot.

• There's a correlation between politics and crying
• Imitate your boss
• If more of us stopped saying "I don't know who I am" and started saying "Get out of my life", the world would be a much happier place
• Once on vacation, always on vacation
• "Venture capitalist" is just a modern term for "telling the truth"
• With intelligent lusts come intelligent lies