- "Only in quiet waters do things mirror themselves undistorted. Only in a quiet mind is adequate perception of the world." ~Hans Margolius
- "Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves — regret for the past and fear of the future." ~Fulton Oursler
- "There's a fine line between 'twinkling with mirth' and 'burning with satanic rage'." ~Basic Instructions
- "500,000 Flawed Dictionaries Destroyed — because 'cleanliness' is next to 'godliness'!" ~Top Ten Tabloid Headlines
- "I’ve poked its belly button a bunch of times, but there’s no light in my castle!" ~Not Always Right
- "Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands / Oh, where have ye been? / They have slain the Earl O'Moray / And Lady Mondegreen." ~Dictionary.com
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