- "In Omnia Paratus" - Gilmore Girls
- "Maybe it's dumb to look for signs from the universe! Maybe the universe has better things to do. I mean, dear God, I hope it does. You know how many signs I've gotten, that I should or shouldn't be with someone? And where has it gotten me? Maybe there aren't any signs. Maybe we don't have to give meaning to every little thing. Maybe we don't need the universe to tell us what we really want. Maybe we already know that. Deep down." - How I Met Your Mother
- ”I’m here for you… as long as we are on shift together.” - Blockbuster
- "I just think you should be able to compliment a woman's eyebrows without having her personality dragged into it." - Derry Girls
- "Well, I'm not being an individual on me own." - Derry Girls
- "You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb." - Brooklyn Nine-Nine
- "It was the stuff drumps are made of." - Brooklyn Nine-Nine
- "I worked at a sunglass kiosk at the mall for four years. So, not only have I been through hell, I was assistant manager there." - Brooklyn Nine-Nine
- "I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired. So I'm gonna take a nap, but when I wake up, oh you are in for it." - Brooklyn Nine-Nine
- "Fine, judge all you want to! But: married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, live in a box!" - Friends
- "What's wrong with me? Oooh.. don't open that door." - Friends
- "Chaos already dominates enough of our lives. The universe is an endless raging sea of randomness. Our job isn't to fight it, but to weather it together, on the raft of life." - Community
- ”Nobody gets through life unscathed. Not you, definitely not me.” - Shrinking
- ”Grief’s a crafty little fucker. Sneaks up on you.” - Shrinking
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