• i heard a little girl ask her mum why her slushie had turned green to which she replied angrily, "because red and blue make green!"
  • i carried $2000 in $100 notes around in my purse - then had to spend it all on bond and rent, boo!
  • i discovered my work sells something called 'breast pops' (some kind of processed chicken monstrosity).
  • i saw a pimped out commodore blasting culture club's 'karma chameleon'.
  • everything smelled wonderfully of jasmine, hi spring!
oct 21 2011 ∞
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