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- "i should never have switched from scotch to martinis" - humphrey bogart
- "leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub" - conrad hilton
- "everything is an illusion" - mata hari
- "where is my clock?" - salvador dali
- "one last drink please" - jack daniel
- "you can be a king or a street sweeper but everyone dances with the grim reaper" - robert alton harris
- "i finally get to see marilyn" - joe dimaggio
- "don't worry, they usually don't swim backwards" - steve irwin.
- "i did not get my spaghetti-o's. i got spaghetti. i want the press to know this" - thomas j grasso
- "that picture is awful dusty" - jesse james
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