More or less in chronological order.

• Corona - tastes like carbonated ass
• rum and coke - sort of good, all things considered
• Jack Daniels - gross... Ke$ha is a crazy bitch
• gin and tonic - tastes LITERALLY like the aftertaste of vomit
• Baileys Irish Cream - IT'S LIKE HEAVEN IN ALCOHOL FORM. HEAVEN I TELL YOU.
• rum and grape juice - meh
• cider ale - it just tasted like beer... kind of gross
• appletini - tastes like candy!
• Jack and coke - better than straight Jack, but still gross
• St. Germain - pretty good, but it BURNS
• Miller Lite - better than Corona, but not by much
• Coors Lite - did nothing to change my feelings on beer
• whiskey - would have been better with a chaser
• tequila - PAIN AND SUFFERING, but made better by cranraspberry juice chaser
• Sunny D and vodka - reasonably pleasant
• pink lemonade vodka - DEAR GOD WHYYYYYY
• Sunny D and rum - pretty good, since it basically just tasted like Sunny D
• vodka (Smirnoff) - tastes like rubbing alcohol
• vodka and cranberry juice - pretty good, all things considered
• Tequila Sunrise - MMMMM. And it looks pretty!
• Chateau Pomeri pomegranate liqueur - FJEIAFUOAJEWOAJSD SO DELICIOUS
• tequila shot, with salt and lime - fun, but still unpleasant
• margarita - scrumptious!
• piña colada - sickeningly sugary