Because earlier today my sister was looking at shoes and therefore I had to go look at these gorgeous shoes, which I have no place to wear other than prom, which caused me to look at prom dresses online that might match them.

• I'm not really sure what the big deal with prom is. It's just a dance. It's not going to define your existence. Why put so much importance on it?
• I don't want to be one of those girls. You know the kind I'm talking about. The girls who buy the prom editions of magazines and obsess about what dress they're going to wear and act as if prom is the biggest and only important night of their lives. If I ever become like that, there is clearly something wrong and you might as well just shoot me and get it over with.
• I wouldn't wear an above-the-knee dress to prom.
• I don't see the point of themed proms.
• I sort of want to wear a big Cinderella dress to prom. This year or next year. I don't care. It would be fun.
• Ideally, I'd like to go to prom in senior year with a date. But there are slim pickings at Derryfield, so this probably won't happen.