I am definitely NOT still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

• I'm not thin enough.
• ... But I'm too thin to be a plus-sized model.
• I don't photograph very well.
• My face doesn't have enough angles.
• I have a big nose. I think it's fine, but Paulina would be like, "SHE HAS A BIG NOSE, SEND HER HOME!" like she did with Analeigh.
• The judges would criticize my personal style, I'm sure.
• I'm not tall enough to be a normal model, but I'm too tall to be a "petite" model like Kate Moss.
• I would fail at challenges. All. The. Time.