The best thing - and possibly the only good thing - to come out of the Twilight phenomenon.

• EMMETT CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN I AM READING PROUST!!!!
• NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MEEE HE WOULD SEETHE AS HE PRESSED HIS WILDFLOWERS
• YOU USED ALL MY FEBREZE LAST WEEK AND I LET IT GO BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH. I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN.
• emmett. we don't even have the same hair type!!!!
• EMMETT I CAN READ YOUR MIND, AND THAT WAS VERY RUDE AND I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD TELL ME YOU ARE SORRY
• OH SHUT UP EDWARD THIS SHIT IS FLY
• NO I DONT THINK THAT IT IS ATTRACTIVE WHEN WOMEN SHAKE THEIR BEHINDS IN THAT MANNER
• I JUST TO WANT TO SCRAPBOOK TONIGHT, OK
• MUST YOU PISTOL WHIP EVERYONE, EMMETT?
• THAT ISNT A WORD EMMETT. TAKE IT OFF THE BOARD.
• HOW MANY MORE SCRAPBOOKS DOES ONE FAMILY NEED?
• I feel like I'm trying to be better, but I CAN'T DO IT BY MYSELF, YOU GUYS
• SHE SMELLED DELICIOUS. LIKE BACON.
• THIS FILM HAS FAILED TO MAKE ME BELIEVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP AT ALL
• she needs love, not a penis in her behind!
• THAT WOMAN SOUNDS AS IF SHE IS BEING GRIEVOUSLY INJURED
• SHE DOES NOT RESEMBLE A PUSSY IN THE LEAST
• NO I DO NOT THINK IT BIG HEADED TO THINK THAT I AM AS HANDSOME AS CEDERIC
• HARRY POTTER IS A GENTLEMAN, EMMETT
• I would understand if you were unable to speak to me for the next few days. IT IS WHAT I DESERVE. I AM A MONSTER.
• I KNOW YOU HAVE FOREVER, BUT PLEASE, DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE.
• LOOK AT HER BEHIND, IT IS CLEARLY STICK FREE
• YOU ARE BREEDING DISEASE IN THIS VEHICLE
• PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME A "VAG" FOR HAVING FEELINGS. THERE IS NO NEED TO GET UGLY. I AM CLEARLY NOT PART OF A WOMAN'S REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM.
• YES, I AM DOING THAT "EMO BULLSHIT", I CAN FEEL IF I WANT TO