when you can't remember the term for something so your brain uses adjacent terms to describe it

♫ entries for bestie | ◐ entries for husband

• body lotion » skin yogurt
• brightness adjuster on phone » light thermometer ♫
• calendar » month map ♫
• candy cane » peppermint pole
• coffee cream » coffee oil ♫
• corkscrew » wine drill
• crushed red pepper flakes » chili sprinkles
• dish soap » dish syrup
• doctor's appointment » health meeting
• expiration date » life expectancy ♫
• flight attendant » planekeeper
• food » hungry stuff (one of my cousins)
• fortune cookie » lucky biscuit ◐
• gate » yard vent
• ice cubes » water croutons
• icyhot » burnfresh or mint for your skin ◐
• laundry detergent » laundry sauce
• milk » moo juice (my mother)
• mustard » hotdog icing
• pants » long-sleeved shorts (my grandpa)
• paper shredder » slicey-dicey or drop n' chop
• rooster » sun parrot ◐
• seagulls » beach birds
• submarine-style bread loaves » borzoi buns
• temperature » heat time
• unfrosted poptarts » skinless poptarts ♫
• volume » sound temperature ♫