i am bad at processing appearances as being gendered one way or another so i am often wrong about what pronouns my brain compulsively assumes a cookie might have

what i assumed | what is actually is

  • affogato: they | he
  • baguette: he | she
  • beet: he | she
  • butter pretzel: he/they | she
  • caramel arrow: he/they | she
  • churro: she | he
  • clover: they | he
  • currant cream: he/they | she
  • cyborg: he | they
  • dr. wasabi: he | she
  • earl grey: they | he
  • eclair: they | he
  • golden cheese: he | she
  • ice juggler cookie: he | she
  • leek: she | he
  • melon bun: he | she
  • milky way: they | she
  • millennial tree: they | he
  • moon rabbit: they | she
  • oyster: he | she
  • pizza: he | she
  • plum: she | he
    • genuinely did not process plum's 'masculinity' until i pulled the costume where his chest is exposed
  • prune juice: they | he
  • pudding: he | she
  • pure vanilla: they | he
  • rye: he | she
  • stardust: they | he
  • string gummy: she | he
  • wildberry: she | he
  • wind archer: they | he
jul 31 2023 ∞
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