i am bad at processing appearances as being gendered one way or another so i am often wrong about what pronouns my brain compulsively assumes a cookie might have
what i assumed | what is actually is
- affogato: they | he
- baguette: he | she
- beet: he | she
- butter pretzel: he/they | she
- caramel arrow: he/they | she
- churro: she | he
- clover: they | he
- currant cream: he/they | she
- cyborg: he | they
- dr. wasabi: he | she
- earl grey: they | he
- eclair: they | he
- golden cheese: he | she
- ice juggler cookie: he | she
- leek: she | he
- melon bun: he | she
- milky way: they | she
- millennial tree: they | he
- moon rabbit: they | she
- oyster: he | she
- pizza: he | she
- plum: she | he
- genuinely did not process plum's 'masculinity' until i pulled the costume where his chest is exposed
- prune juice: they | he
- pudding: he | she
- pure vanilla: they | he
- rye: he | she
- stardust: they | he
- string gummy: she | he
- wildberry: she | he
- wind archer: they | he