i love pop music, lyrics aren't required to be practical and it is not actually important for them to be whatsoever, but here autism is anyway, dwelling incessantly on how they aren't practical

will be updated as i remember/encounter more

• catch me in the fridge right where the ice be | ice cream selena gomez & blackpink
  • first of all, if your body is in a refrigerator i have so much concern and several questions
  • second, ice is in the freezer, not the refrigerator, ice in the fridge is simply water, which misses the mark of the metaphor this song revolves around
• four a.m. in the morning | moonlight shadow missing heart
  • a.m. is inherently in the morning, there is no need to say BOTH a.m. and "in the morning"
• he was a boy, she was a girl, can i make it any more obvious? | sk8r boi avril lavigne
  • you have given us zero details beyond the gender of the two people you are referring to, there is no way to infer what you might have to say about them otherwise, especially given the infinite possible things you could be referring to; the answer to your question is "yes", you can make it more obvious, please elaborate
• he was a punk, she did ballet, what more can i say? | sk8r boi avril lavigne
  • you have given us no information beyond one feature of each person and they are categorically different traits so there's no way to infer the point you're trying to make using only the information you've provided, therefore there are plenty more things you can say if you want your audience to understand your point
  • you subsequently answer your own question with "many things" objectively, given that there is an entire rest of the song after this line
• i'd catch a grenade for ya | grenade bruno mars
  • if you are catching a grenade for someone they are objectively still in the blast radius and your sacrifice will be wasted
• i'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful; damn you's a sexy bitch | sexy bitch david guetta ft. akon
  • failed step one
• i'm weird 'cause i hate goodbyes | fireflies owl city
  • you are not weird for hating goodbyes!!! a great many people hate goodbyes, it is extremely common!!
• shawty had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur [...] them baggy sweatpants and the reeboks with the straps | low flo rida ft. t-pain
  • one is left to wonder how the woman in question is wearing both of those outfits simultaneously, given that you didn't specify if you are referring to more than one woman or the same woman on different occasions