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- If I were a month, I would be August.
- If I were a day of the week, I would be Thursday.
- If I were a time of the day, I would be 1am.
- If I were a planet, I would be Neptune.
- If I were a sea animal, I would be a whale.
- If I were a direction, I would be the full 360 degrees of the compass.
- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a bed.
- If I were a sin, I would be Envy.
- If I were a historical figure, I would be Helena from A Midsummer Night's Dream.
- If I were a liquid, I would be olive oil.
- If I were a stone, I would be quartz.
- If I were a tree, I would be a weeping willow.
- If I were a bird, I would be a bowerbird.
- If I were a tool, I would be a paintbrush.
- If I were a flower, I would be a forget-me-not.
- If I were a kind of weather, I would be a winter downpour.
- If I were a musical instrument, I would be a harp.
- If I were an animal, I would be an owl.
- If I were a colour, I would be a dark blue.
- If I were a vegetable, I would be kale.
- If I were a sound, I would be rain falling on a roof.
- If I were an element, I would be Air.
- If I were a car, I would be a VW Type 2.
- If I were a movie, I would be Reality Bites.
- If I were a song, I would be Mojo Pin by Jeff Buckley.
- If I were a book, I would be The Great Gatsby.
- If I were food, I would be dark chocolate.
- If I were a place, I would be a city at night.
- If I were a material, I would be cotton.
- If I were a taste, I would be savoury with a sweet aftertaste.
- If I were a scent, I would be fresh air.
- If I were a religion, I would be Buddhism.
- If I were a word, I would be "drift".
- If I were a body part, I would be a hand.
- If I were a subject in school, I would be English.
- If I were a cartoon character, I would be Squidward. (that's kinda sad)
- If I were a number, I would be eleven.
- If I were with you, I would be more content than I'd ever been.
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