Yeah, we've broken up, to this won't be happening... shame, really.

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• I'll make him a Cuban breakfast consisting of tostada and cafe con leche – essentially just grilled toast and coffee. Once finished, we'll crack open a bottle of Scotch and play GTA V for an hour (or two).
• At 11-ish we'll head for the pictures and catch a flick, though I'm unsure of what's showing, tbh.
  • ? Pompeii – ★★★½.
  • ? Godzilla – (no rating yet).
  • ? The Amazing Spider-Man 2 – ★★★★.
• NOTE: remember to visit Newsbox (shop opposite the cinema) to stock up on dirt-cheap pre-movie snacks, beverages and the like. Also remember 3D glasses.

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• Once the film has finished, we'll meet up with his brother and my friend Elsie in George Square, and go to the nearby Pizza Express on Queen Street for lunch.
• Being around 3pm at this point, we'd nip into The Piper (or any bar, really) for a quick pint and to hear the live entertainment, which is always pretty good.
• Afterwards, we'll walk across to the Swallow Café on Alexandra Parade with Caeser and Elsie and get pizzas, chips, drinks, sweeties and God knows what else.
  • just diabetes-inducing gut rot, essentially.
• I'll drive (well, I say I'll drive, it'll probably be Caeser) out to a secluded spot on the River Clyde, probably overlooking a shipyard, to eat our food and have a wee chat.

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• We'll get back into the city centre at 8-ish. At this point the city'll be bustling, so we'd better roll up to a pub quickly for the weekly quiz or else we won't have seats.
• Once the quiz has finished (and we've emerged as victors, most probably ;D) it'll be 11 o'clock, approximately. At this point, if we're knackered and can't be bothered doing anything else, we'll just go home.
  • HOWEVER, if there's life in the old dogs yet, we'll proceed to a bar on Sauchiehall Street.
• Get home and sleeeep