for comedic effect and to heighten the hilarity, spelling mistakes haven't been corrected.

• ''Dont tell me your 1 of these anglophobic socalist cunts who wants a seperate Scotland ? Rule Britannia, nae surrender!''
  • Anglophobic, no, but socialist, yes.
• ''Ha ha your just anther nazi in a kilt''
• ''Ur kiding yourself Violet'' (?!) ''we culd never survive on our selves, we are too poor, you are such an Eck arselicker''
• ''Scotland will HAVE (get over it, natz!) to join the German Euro'' - incorrect - ''and IF the inevitable happens Scotland'll become an EU satellite state'' - optimism's rife, eh?
• ''Our children must have fear instilled from a young age about the dangers of Scottish independence - first thing first, OUTLAW scottish gaelic!''
• ''Alex Salmon = dicator, no better than Mussolini''
• ''Most of these ScotNatz are probably sinn fein/ira sympathisers too, fucking scum''
  • Disgraceful! And completely untrue.
• ''Damn nats and their fascination with shitty oil, the value have been going down and itll be gone soon, t god''
  • Oh, no! The oil's only worth £1.5 trillion and it's going to run out in 60 years!
• ''If Wee Eck and Nicola Krankie get their way (no way) we'll be flooded with MORE emigrants!!!!!!''
• ''In an independent Scotland i think eck and his cronies will show Braveheart every night on Channel 4 LOL''
• ''UNITED WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL''