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- Nipping out to participate in non-existent clarinet lessons with imaginary teachers.
- Suffering from menstruation cramps.
- especially if the teacher is male, poor sod can't even bloody argue!
- PE kit was nicked from my bag.
- Claims of lower back pain resulting from previous lessons.
- Mother accidentally washed kit with a detergent I'm allergic too, meaning I can't take part for fear of getting a rash.
- Using make-up to create fake bruises.
jan 31 2014 ∞
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