- because my student loans are my child.
- do i want children?
- does everyone else hate everybody? is everyone insufferable or is it just me?
- i can't wait for menopause so that i can stop getting periods
- i don't want a baby, i want a career
- i hate being honest
- i need sunglasses for these bags underneath my eyes.
- i only want to be affectionate with men when i'm dancing.
- my ex got married before i did. time to cry in the shower.
- sometimes, i feel like the only functional relationship i'll ever have is with my dad, and he died twenty years ago.
- the great wave of weddings is here - screams!
- the only time i'm happy is when i'm running or eating
- wtf will happen when my best friend has children?
oct 27 2014 ∞
nov 4 2014 +