- financially i'm doing ok (i'm terrified i'll be broke the rest of my life)
- i love my mother (i don't like her most of the time though)
- i respect all opinions (no, i don't. but i respect you enough to say i disrespect your opinion in a respectful manner, and only if you ask)
- i'm fine and cool (yeah, right)
- i'm fine being single (i'm really not but i don't want to embarrass you)
- i'm nonjudgmental (i'm very judgmental, i've just gotten better at concealing it)
- i'm not afraid (i live my life in fear)
- i'm not afraid of what people think of me (yes i am)
- it's cool to be socially awkward (no it's not)
- no, you don't look fat in that dress (yes, you do. get a bigger size)
- sure i'm fine with being friends (why on earth did you approach me if that's all you wanted, you asshole!?!)
aug 20 2016 ∞
sep 4 2016 +