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- But I don't cry in the shower because it's winter and I'm often too cold for that.
- Every time one of my friends gets married or has a baby I want to go cry in my shower.
- I can balance a checkbook, I go to the gym, and I am responsible. I should feel happy, but I'm not.
- I should care more about my weight but right now I don't want to.
- I should probably get rid of my facebook. It's ruining my life and having me feel like a failure.
- I take it back. I would've had a bong to light up with at the end of the show.
- I wish I could've gotten into the culinary business.
- What on earth am I going to do with my pubic hair?
- Where can I get flirting tips? I mean, tips that actually work not that learn how to flirt from a book.
- Who on earth am I going to have to pay for them to sleep with me?
- You know, I'm really happy you're engaged and all, but we're not that close for me to spend $500 dollars on your wedding so just accept my congratulations and leave me alone.
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