• active - i want someone young
  • educated - i'll only date you if you have a college degree, no exceptions
  • fit/slender/athletic - i want someone conventionally attractive
  • fluent in sarcasm - i'm abrasive and potentially abusive, but i think i'm witty
  • friends first/ willing to take things slow - i'm looking for companionship and it's unlikely i'll be having sex anytime soon.
  • i have a passport full of stamps - i'm a snob, and will only date someone from a high socioeconomic status.
  • no hookups - i'm jaded and cynical
  • vibrant - i want someone young because i've stopped the aging process, and i value youth over wisdom and maturity
aug 19 2020 ∞
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