- "good listener" = i'm looking for a free therapist
- "hey big money!" = i'm broke and hypergamous
- "i want someone who takes care of herself" = thin, i don't care how she maintains it, but she needs to be skinny, and she can't tell me how she's doing it either
- "i won't take care of you like that" = i'm broke (in fact, you can see this in a lot of ways)
- "into kink and bdsm" (and it's not a fetish site) = i can only get off on sex based on degradation and abuse, and i likely haven't been a trained dom
- "low body count" = my sex is whack d i can't compete with other men
- "loyal" = i'm going to have emotional affairs left or right
- "must have a sense of humor" = she better laugh at my jokes, i don't give two fucks if she's funny or not.
- "no fap/ semen retention" = i expect women to fulfill me sexually anytime i have an urge, and i have an enormous porn problem
- "no feminists" = i'm a mysogynist
- "no gold diggers" = i'm broke and hypergamous and i have no plans to make more money
- "no jealous women" = she better be fine with me cheating
- "not bitter or lives in the past" = she can't have any boundaries because i want to mistreat her
- "open relationship only" = i'm cheating but if she steps out she's cheating back
apr 20 2023 ∞
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