Random Lines

• "you hate looking at pictures of my twins. you said because they're identical, i don't need to take pictures of both" ● Terry
• “‘Be myself’ — what kind of garbage advice is that?” ● Jake
• "my cover makes me invisible - excuse me, mam, do you have two seconds to talk about the environment?" ● Jake
• "The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be" ● Jake
• “I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.” ● Jake
• "One-dle + one-dle = TOODLES!" ● Gina
• "I've been gone ONE WEEK. Jake & Amy are dating and they've killed a person" ● Gina
• "If I die, turn my tweets into a book" ● Gina
• "I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying" ● Gina
• “I was thinking how I would make the perfect American president based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.” ● Gina
• "Just give up. It's the Boyle way. It's why our family crest is a white flag" ● Charles
• “Um, did something awkward happen? I can probably relate.” ● Charles
• “It’s such a classic Boyle trait to not recognize talent. My cousin Susan didn’t know she could sing until her late 40s.” ● Charles
• "It has been a true pleasure to watch your distracting childish rivalry evolve into a distracting childish courtship and now into what I’m sure will be a distracting childish marriage" ● Holt
• "You're not Cheddar. You're just some common bitch!" ● Holt

'Title of Your Sex Tape'

• 'Kind, Sober & Fully Dressed'
• 'Why doesn't your mouth work?'