- If I were a month, I would be February.
- If I were a day of the week, I would be Thursday afternoons.
- If I were a time of the day, I would be sunsets.
- If I were a planet, I would be Neptune.
- If I were a sea animal, I would be a jellyfish.
- If I were a direction, I would be east.
- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a futon.
- If I were a sin, I would be sloth.
- If I were a historical figure, I would be Marylin Monroe.
- If I were a liquid, I would be vanilla extract.
- If I were a stone, I would be hematite.
- If I were a tree, I would be a mahogany.
- If I were a bird, I would be a crow.
- If I were a tool, I would be a switchblade.
- If I were a flower, I would be a wild daisy.
- If I were a kind of weather, I would be cool, dark, autumn afternoons.
- If I were a musical instrument, I would be a ukulele.
- If I were an animal, I would be a tundra wolf.
- If I were a color, I would be periwinkle blue.
- If I were a vegetable, I would be potato.
- If I were a sound, I would be a moan of yearning.
- If I were an element, I would be fire.
- If I were a car, I would be a mini cooper.
- If I were a song, I would be "pain" by Jimmy Eat World.
- If I were a movie, I would be directed by Tim Burton.
- If I were a book, I'd be The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath.
- If I were food, I would be alfredo.
- If I were a place, I would be an airport.
- If I were a material, I would be lace.
- If I were a taste, I would be strawberries.
- If I were a scent, I would be cotton candy.
- If I were a religion, I would be wiccan.
- If I were a word, I would be indubitably.
- If I were a an object, I would be a key.
- If I were a body part, I would be lips.
- If I were a facial expression, I would be quite understanding.
- If I were a subject in school, I would be american literature.
- If I were a cartoon character, I would be Jessica Rabbit.
- If I were a shape, I would be a rectangle.
- If I were a number, I would be 13.
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