- I will communicate with your guardian thus knowing your curfew, where to take you, and when to drop and pick you up.
- All changes in the previously mandated schedule will come from your guardian. Don't call me; have your parent call me.
- If I find you to be intolerable, I will gladly drop any unpleasant topic of conversation; in exchange, you will fake cordiality or talk to your guardian about finding another way home.
- I will be afforded a two hour window. If you call me at 1100 hours wishing to be picked up immediately, I will be there at my earliest convenience between 1100 and 1300 hours.
- You will pay for the gas that I use and remember that I am generously not charging you for the hours of my life I am sacrificing to grant you my services.
- The necessary level of care and treatment for my car is solely subject to my discretion. You may not thing it hurts the vehicle, but it's my vehicle.
jun 7 2011 ∞
jul 19 2011 +