shallow:

• my perfectly right-angled nose
• my alabaster skin
• the shape of my nails, even if they grow too quickly
• my thick, angelina-esq lips
• my voluptuous hair and long lashes
• my "black" ass
• my "most beautiful" back ever

deep:

• the way I forgive every trespass against me
• my all-consuming and completely equal love of all children
• how my self-esteem and self-confidence are completely independent
• my utter lack of inhibitions