People who...

• don’t wear watches
• borrow my pen and never return it
• leave the cap off the toothpaste
• talk slowly
• walk slowly
• don’t return memos
• are too trendy
• People without a sense of humor
• Stand up comedians (they also, don't have a sense of humor)
• Not being smart or an intellectual
• Companions who get seasick
• Shoes that you can’t dance in
• People who brag too much
• Being the butt of humor or practical jokes
• Broken clocks and watches
• Wasting time on Facebook