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- I have a birthmark on my inner left elbow shaped exactly like a butterfly
- I think the sheer stretch marks on my knees are kinda cool
- my skin is really translucent for some reason and therefore most of my veins are easily visible (it's really weird but kind of neat)
- Also on the left side of my body you can see this giant spider web of veins leading to my heart
- I know every location of all my freckles and I absolutely love them
- my feet have extremely high arches, and when I look at them from a certain angle my feet look like telephones (house phones from the 80s)
- my joints pop constantly, mostly the hips, elbows, shoulders, and toes
- my thumbs are double jointed so I can bend them back to gross degrees
- I can make my stomach gurgle and slosh liquids around on command
- my left wrist has a scar in the shape of a needle due to an IV that almost grew into my skin
- I have scars on my forehead, chin, knee, and ankle because of silly childhood antics
- My joints are prominent and like to protrude out
- my hands look like piano keys when I type because you can see the ligatures move
- When I shift positions while sitting in a plastic chair you can hear my bony spine grate across the chair. This is most unpleasant.
- My brain likes to mistake words for other words
- applause = apple sauce
- teenagers = teen anger
- therapist = the rapist
- I’m generally a quiet person, but I talk way too much when I get nervous. Whenever I meet someone new, I pretty much just say everything I can think of, and hope something will connect.
- falling asleep to nature tapes, specifically those of the the ocean, ALWAYS give me nightmares. I'm certain this stems back from my childhood.
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