• great listener who will listen to you talk for hours
  • has the utmost ability and talent for weaving in and out of large crowds quickly
  • walks tremendously fast
  • only dishes out sincere compliments when needed
  • explains things eloquently well without making people feel like shit
  • makes the best music mixes
  • makes many references to films and books
  • I'm very intuitive and can call bullshit with ease
  • unable to walk and drink water simultaneously; however, I can pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time
  • president of the Overachievers Who Are Really Grade A Slackers And Top Shelf Bullshitters Club.
aug 26 2012 ∞
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