- great listener who will listen to you talk for hours
- has the utmost ability and talent for weaving in and out of large crowds quickly
- walks tremendously fast
- only dishes out sincere compliments when needed
- explains things eloquently well without making people feel like shit
- makes the best music mixes
- makes many references to films and books
- I'm very intuitive and can call bullshit with ease
- unable to walk and drink water simultaneously; however, I can pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time
- president of the Overachievers Who Are Really Grade A Slackers And Top Shelf Bullshitters Club.
aug 26 2012 ∞
jan 21 2013 +