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- I had one of those moments when you walk into class and notice that the professor isn't YOUR professor then you being to think 'oh god am I in the right room, am I at the right time'?? So you walk out even after you already sat down, double check the dates, times and room numbers...all correct, so you go back in still confused only to find that they switch philosophy teachers and didn't bother letting you know.
- Once in highschool, I got the times wrong and literally threw open the door, stood there, looked around, realized it wasn't my class, and just waited for the door to slowly shut. yes, i felt really stupid.
- walked into japanese, got all my stuff out and then realized I didn't have ANY of my notes, which would render me completely useless. Unfortunately I sat right in the front which made things super awkward, because i just shoved all my stuff in my bag, stood up and walked out, while everyone stared. What made it worse was that as i was leaving i ran into my sensei who said hello and was super nice...i don't think she realized that i was in fact ditching her class and not taking all my stuff with me to the restroom.
- having the fire drill go off 3 times during my japanese oral exam.
- running into people who no longer recognize me because I've changed my hair so much
- seeing a friend, waving hi only to have them not see me, so I look like a moron waving to Casper the ghost
- i was walking behind this this guy and girl who were talking to one another. well the girl was too busy looking right at him that she actually ran into a street pole. the guy laughed and straight up said "dude, that is super embarrassing! I don't know if i want to walk with you anymore"
- I got shampoo in my eyes one morning(and my hair dried real funny which nobody told me so I looked stupid all day) and they were BRIGHT red. I thought they’d calm down by the time I got to class, but I guess not because my friend asked if I had been crying. Needless to say I was mortified/offended…pshhh no it was SHAMPOO I swear it. Everyone was poking fun at me and staring. And I was just like duuuuuddddeeee it was shampoo mother fucking stupid burning my eyes shampoo! Damnit, I wonder how many of the students/teachers thought I had either been crying or had been completely stoned off my ass. it was the first week of classes, talk about a bad first impression.
- making the comment "Only stupid people are breeding" as a joke to a friend only to realize a month later that friend had a girlfriend that was 5 month pregnant. *face palm*
- this girl in my math class was talking major shit about out professor and right in mid sentence he walks in. ouch.
- I was racing my friend to the door to open it, and I thought it was much heavier so I flung the door open real hard, but turns out it wasn't as heavy as i thought so it made this really loud bang as it thudded against the metal wall and all of the students just looked at me like I was an embarrassment to society.
- spacing out only to shout "ichiban" during a moment of silence during japanese class
- shouting in public, "I am an incompetent human being!"
- bringing up a conversation about microwaves and the taste of dirt while on a date
- Making the mistake of telling a joke to a comedian
- Causally mentioning the possibility dying in an ugly outfit because I decided to choose comfort clothes. I said this on an airplane, in mid flight, to the person sitting next to me.
jun 25 2012 ∞
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