• Going blind by a lazer pointer. I'm terrified some stupid 14 year old kid will be playing around with a lazer pointer and accidentally shine it on my eyes, thus rendering me blind.
  • The idea that all my friends and family could secretly have hidden cameras in their homes. This is why I act rather refined in others homes; I'm afraid they can see everything I'm doing.
  • People that can read my mind. Every time I meet someone new, I get this terrible feeling that they secretly have the ability to read my mind, and thus I need to stop thinking stupid thoughts.
  • The idea that people secretly measure every item in their medicine cabinet and will therefore know if I moved things around
  • People time how long I'm occupying the bathroom stall.
jul 17 2012 ∞
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