- commanding me to speak, as if I'm a dog
- making a huge scene when I finally do talk...which is why I'd rather not talk in the first place
- the word pet peeves
- people borrowing books only to never return them or returning them 20 years later in worse condition
- said people getting pissy when you confront them on returning your stuff
- having to borrow your own shit back because said friends borrowed it far too long
- asking a million questions while watching a movie. if you'd just shut your yap maybe you'd figure out the answer.
- being born a woman in a mans world
- men not understanding why I'm afraid to go out at night by myself
- not understanding one anothers sense of humor
- when people are sitting on the sofa yet all the doors to the house are locked and no one will bother getting off their butts to unlock the door
- when people purposely make me uncomfortable
- hugging me or shaking hands...please stop touching me, a nice smile or wave will suffice nicely thanks
- people I just met asking me seriously personal questions as a way to 'get to know me'...no just stop, that just makes me want to stop talking with you all together
- people opening doors for me, mostly because it throws off my groove and then there's that awkward 'you go' 'no you go' moment
- friends with terrible terrible taste in music, films, and books
- My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy
- the assessment that hanging out with friends of the male persuasion = we're dating
- people who only make lists about movies and music. please write something interesting for once
- couples on FB who constantly post on each others wall with mushy comments all the freaking time
- sending red roses...don't you know red roses give me the blues
- when people just barge into my room without even knocking
- reading over my shoulder
- people who randomly show up at my house unannounced. I'm in my pajamas with no makeup on, unwashed hair and a messy room...please use the phone and warn me next time otherwise I will leave you outside.
- cracking a joke or telling me to lighten up when I'm spilling my heart out/ being serious
- when people call freckles moles. They are two different things with two very different connotations.
- being told to calm down. Seriously, has that ever calmed anyone down ever?
- people who say their to-do lists out loud to no one in particular
- when people take your conversation in a totally different direction than you intended
- sneezing more than once. It just makes me want to sock somebody for some unknown reason.
- When people ask me a question and precede to NOT listen to my answer. Can you at least fake an attention span since you asked the damn question in the first place?
jun 23 2012 ∞
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