• commanding me to speak, as if I'm a dog
  • making a huge scene when I finally do talk...which is why I'd rather not talk in the first place
  • the word pet peeves
  • people borrowing books only to never return them or returning them 20 years later in worse condition
  • said people getting pissy when you confront them on returning your stuff
  • having to borrow your own shit back because said friends borrowed it far too long
  • asking a million questions while watching a movie. if you'd just shut your yap maybe you'd figure out the answer.
  • being born a woman in a mans world
  • men not understanding why I'm afraid to go out at night by myself
  • not understanding one anothers sense of humor
  • when people are sitting on the sofa yet all the doors to the house are locked and no one will bother getting off their butts to unlock the door
  • when people purposely make me uncomfortable
  • hugging me or shaking hands...please stop touching me, a nice smile or wave will suffice nicely thanks
  • people I just met asking me seriously personal questions as a way to 'get to know me'...no just stop, that just makes me want to stop talking with you all together
  • people opening doors for me, mostly because it throws off my groove and then there's that awkward 'you go' 'no you go' moment
  • friends with terrible terrible taste in music, films, and books
  • My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy
  • the assessment that hanging out with friends of the male persuasion = we're dating
  • people who only make lists about movies and music. please write something interesting for once
  • couples on FB who constantly post on each others wall with mushy comments all the freaking time
  • sending red roses...don't you know red roses give me the blues
  • when people just barge into my room without even knocking
  • reading over my shoulder
  • people who randomly show up at my house unannounced. I'm in my pajamas with no makeup on, unwashed hair and a messy room...please use the phone and warn me next time otherwise I will leave you outside.
  • cracking a joke or telling me to lighten up when I'm spilling my heart out/ being serious
  • when people call freckles moles. They are two different things with two very different connotations.
  • being told to calm down. Seriously, has that ever calmed anyone down ever?
  • people who say their to-do lists out loud to no one in particular
  • when people take your conversation in a totally different direction than you intended
  • sneezing more than once. It just makes me want to sock somebody for some unknown reason.
  • When people ask me a question and precede to NOT listen to my answer. Can you at least fake an attention span since you asked the damn question in the first place?
jun 23 2012 ∞
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