- people who say 'trust me'
- those with exceptionally white teeth
- people who randomly whistle out-loud while they walk
- sales clerks
- bubbly people
- charming people
- those with a large # of "friends"
- adults who don't drink coffee
- people who think partying is a legitimate sport
- those who don't read books
- people who claim to not like music (how is that even possible?)
- Adults who haven't read a book past the age of eight (like wise those who've only read the same books since they were eight)
- People who dish out compliments like candy
- People who claim they have a real plan for their life
- Children who don't harbor an addiction towards sugar
- Nurses and office assistants
- My stomach that growls after I just ate
- People who never eat breakfast
- People who claim they never get sick (you're secretly the ass getting us all sick!)
- Those who never curse even when they drop a brick on their toe
- Middle aged men who still use emoticons, especially those with noses
- People who say they've never been depressed
sep 27 2012 ∞
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