the skinny:

• a stormborn, half-blooded browncoat
• ace, aquarius, overweight, entp, 90s kid

bad habits:

• interrupting during conversations
• demanding others recite stories for me (or listen to mine)
• telling lies just to see if the world will still spin
• getting bored of my friends
• living in my head
• reading to the point of illness
• using febreze instead of actually washing things
• communicating primarily through pop-culture references
• broadcasting my fear of intimacy and being forgotten
• outdrinking everyone in the room