now, i wasn't there personally, but i can assure you this is exactly how shit went down.

ancient history

• 300 (2006)
• 10,000 BC (2008)
• gladiator (2000)
• history of the world: part one (1981)

early modern era

• abraham lincoln: vampire hunter (2012)
• man in the iron mask (1998)
• marie antoinette (2006)

twentieth century

• captain america: the first avenger (2011)
• dick (1999)
• dr. strangelove (1964)
• inglorious bastards (2009)
• raiders of the lost ark (1981)
• top secret! (1984)