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- as long as you don't know something isn't possible, then it is, which is especially true with casting and magic.
- if you go on a date with a boy you aren't head-over-heals-end-of-the-world in love with and let him pay for anything, you're a whore.
- (which explains why i've never dated and have such a fucked up view of consent).
- compartmentalizing is the healthiest way to deal with anything; you won't ever forget, so you just have to squash it down and move on.
- it's not a bad thing that thirty-five-year-old men are attracted to middle-schoolers, as long as they don't force themselves on you... but inappropriate comments, lingering glances, and blatant sexual innuendoes are suppose to be flattering. don't make it a big deal.
- every grain of rice you leave on your plate, represents a pit that will mar your beloved's face.
- wrestling with your little sister at nine-years-old is entirely inappropriate, and if you are found doing so, you must be trying to sexually assault her... obviously... i mean, look at that fine piece of seven-year-old ass, amiright?
- if you're grounded you: can't go outside, watch t.v., play on anything with a screen, read books, write poetry, talk to your sister, use the phone, exercise, or go to sleep before six in the afternoon.
- you're being punished; it isn't suppose to be fun.
- i am a spoiled, bratty, little princess, who isn't daddy's favorite anymore.
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