things I have learned or memorized which I wish I could unlearn, because they are literally a waste of space.

• the wideye (awakening) potion on pottermore
• my former b.f.'s brother's phone number
• how to spell "mississippi"
• every capital of the united states
• where european countries are located on a map
• the names of the US presidents in alphabetical order
• pi to the thirty-sixth digit
• the addresses at which I resided in Hong Kong, London, Orlando, Paris, and Quebec City
  • (I'm too poor to return, let alone to ever be able to afford such nice places again.)