rory rolls his eyes and says, "dad, i'm thirty-one. i don't have a christmas list anymore," while the doctor and i exclaim, "I DO!"

i'll tell you what i want

• arcana tarot expansion pack + book ($110)
• this cute, convertible dress
• stationary: colored pens, fountain pens, paper folder
• to upgrade my swiss army knife ($100)
• swiss army carry on ($300)

what i really, really want

• a treadmill desk ($730)
• season, park-hopper passes to universal studios
• a loft
  • a loft in paris, yes, right down from the louvre
• my ships to have the canon; for once i'd like to blow holes in other people's ships, thank you
• i'd also like a dragon, but this is negotiable; they'd probably be rather hard to care for anyway; what do dragons even eat?
• a rocketship
• and hermione granger