• my boyfriend buys my makeup
    • "there's a crying dog behind you" "who is it?"
    • julien wearing a dunder mifflin tshirt and holding four bags to buy makeup @ sephora
    • jenna's green makeup looked pretty cute? also, neon night makeup
  • I buy my boyfriend outfits
    • "we sold our company", "sell all of our stocks" and "hey ladies, do you know where the guys are?"
    • the blue polo shirt is the hottest dad look I have ever seen.
    • HIS FACE WITH THE LIL SEBASTIAN T-SHIRT???
  • my boyfriend buys my outfits
    • jenna looking absolutely BEAUTIFUL with every look. and julien pointing it out every single time. her hair color looked so beautiful too, she looked like a mermaid
  • my dogs pick my makeup
    • "wow, peach, are you surprised? what happened?"
    • julien stealing her mirror to check himself out
    • "who is sheee" and kermit, eyes closed, lashes on his forehead, crying
    • kerm picking the black lipstick! emo dog
  • double drag makeup
    • "someBODY ONCE TOLD ME"
    • julien's fucking brows, man
    • "it looks like a hairy burn in the middle of your face" "ok, that was a little unnecessary and uncalled for i think"
    • "fuckfuckfuck i'm falling apart. don't touch me" and holds mac and cheese in hands.
    • "how does it feel to date yourself?" "pretty hot"
  • we went camping in our backyard
    • "i'm already sweating"
    • "we be like: we're going camping. and bee be like: me too"
    • julien's flashlights
    • jenna eating her smores and julien going "you're so cuuute" makes me want to cry
    • idk. all of them, in front of the fake fire, the smores, the laughs and the dogs. this brought me a lot of peace.
    • "once upon a time there was a dog named marbles and he was a super dog. because that night, when his parents when to sleep, he would put on his cape and he would fly around the house. it was like he was on pcp"
  • just trying to blend in with my green screen
    • "what if, when you were looking at your computer, all of a sudden it was like this *opens eyes* hey, what're you looking for?"
    • jenna's eyes in Google's oos "are you looking for something?"
    • jenna as KERMIT. "stop it, get some help"
    • "how are you gonna get it off?" "you DONT. you LEAVE IT"
    • "am a lizard person" and julien freaking the fuck out
  • jackets
    • "life is haha" please
    • jenna's obsession with seahorses, it was too cute
    • i thought julien looked a little defeated bc his jacket was too dark but fuuck it turned out so well???
    • well, if you're not moved by any art then make your own art and be moved by it!!!
    • julien complimenting her skills and jenna doing the same. i love my parents
  • the chair one
    • this video is fucking iconic. the way she blended with the chair, my god I was scared too.
    • julien complimenting her on her painting skills. you fucking GO jenna!!!
  • I want to be tall
    • "bitch i look like Pauly D" I fucking DIED
    • her performance in the beginning, I love a queen
    • SUCK IT HATERS!!!!
    • "am i taller or what?" "you're taller AND what"
    • *walks around* "very busy"
    • "why do you think giants are powerful?" "wow, great analogy"
    • HELLO?!?!??!!!?!
  • bleaching my eyebrows
    • julien absolutely in love no matter WHAT!!! he's the cutest
    • I got scared with the just for men mustache please!!??
    • "like a fish SNACK!" he rly said that :")
    • the best look: interesting, like what the fuck is wrong with her, is she ok?
    • she looked absolutely beautiful, julien was right, she looks cute in everything
  • I gave myself a Claire's makeover
    • "oh they barely fit, they're too bitchy"
    • LOOOOKS!!!!!! she looks pretty in everything my god
    • "idk which product it is but I smell like fruit"
    • JULIEN SPRINTING LMFAO
    • "who are you texting?" "ur man"
    • kerm crying, "don't cry I'm on the phone" and then just standing there, jenna going "I'm in the middle of something here"
  • giving myself an egirl makeover
    • *suspicious music* I like ur vibe kermit
    • 9:08 cuties!!! jenna's hearts!!! the red!!!
    • 10:16 please!!!!!!!! cuties matching.
    • "the only thing worse than poison ivy is poison ivy's brother, poison Ivan" FUCK
    • "julien this is not egirl, this says dunder mifflin" "gotta do it to em!"
    • 12:31 "achoo?" this literally killed me I am in love with this woman.
    • julien and his riverdale locket "just checking the time" lmfao!
  • I turned my hair into a hot wheels track
    • kerm scared of the hot wheels
    • she looked SO happy when she made it oh my god??? the kind of self fulfilment I wanna reach someday
    • "I want you to do me a favor and just look in the mirror real quick, ok? that's what perfection looks like" :(
  • I turned my kitchen into a fast food restaurant
    • i honestly. feel so safe and loved and cherished when i watch julien's videos. they bring me SO MUCH PEACE, how is that possible?
    • kermit eating a whole fry, that's a mood buddy!
    • jenna looking SO CUTE with her tiny ears thing on
    • when julien talked about being scared of going out because things are so rough these days, i kinda felt that.
    • julien solomita is a wonderful guy, and he's so fucking talented too??!?!
    • when the window was too small to get the tray out he just looked at it and said "we'll work on that!" and i don't know, it lit up something inside me. maybe we can always work on things that seem to have gone wrong. damn, julien, i love you >:(
  • I want a new face
    • *sniffs* i smell some bullshit
    • jenna sprinting my god I'm LOSING IT
    • "wait, why is he crying?"
    • 10:53 she looks exactly like jodie comer
    • looking exactly like the vine girl when she took the masks off my god
    • "is she judging me?" "it looks like she is, yeah" "the nerve! I taught her how to walk upstairs!"
may 10 2020 ∞
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