❝ Dreams are a time to be safely crazy, so that we can stay sane during the day. ❞⠀—Mrs. R. Cartwright, Director of Sleep Laboratory, University of Illinois*

❝ It’s well we cannot hear the screams / We make in other people's dreams. ❞⠀—Edward Gorey, Verse Advice

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• ᴅᴇᴄ 9 2024 ⭑ I lobbed a grenade at a dark haunted house & got caught in the resulting explosion of marshmallow fluff that poured over everything. (I had watched The Stuff earlier this evening.)
• ᴅᴇᴄ 6 2024 ⭑ A wealthy Edwardian family boarded an ocean liner in the year 1919. A mysterious lady wearing thick black eyeliner & white satin dress with cinched bell-sleeves lured the children away from their parents by trailing a large square-ish poppy made of the same white material as her dress, with a thick black pistil in the middle of the slowly spinning flower, hypnotizing the children into following her through a bright doorway where they disappeared. Their parents employed a detective who learned that the lady was a waitress who had earlier passed by the family on their way to their reserved dining room table. She later lowered the children into a smaller vessel that sailed a river that crossed itself in the form of ∞ or 8. They drifted past a bank of Moomintrolls & witnessed a dogshow full of puppies speeding alongside the river. The dream didn't resolve the matter of the children returning to their parents.
• ᴏᴄᴛ 28, 2024 ⭑ Stuck my hand into a large white vase full of jaw hairclips & pulled out a mushroom-shaped compact of white powder.
• ᴏᴄᴛ 15, 2024 ⭑ Adopted a dream dog that for some unknown reason was required to not ever meet my real pet dog. It lived in a separate house, went on alternating walks, etc. Then there exploded a population of rabbits in the middle of a pentagram or spiritual labyrinth walk (I forget which). Among them was the spirit of my former pet rabbit. I wonder if any of this had to do with the fact that he died years before my current dog entered the picture, or that my family used to have another pet dog.
• ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ⭑ A stripper wore a large pendant with the word ʟɪᴇs engraved on it. She pedaled a stationary bicycle that bore a placard of the word ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ.
• ᴍᴀʏ 31 2024 ⭑ Three members of a rock band called Bliss die of drug overdoses at the same time. The world mourns them, but I have no idea what they sounded like.
• ᴍᴀʏ 18 2024 ⭑ A brown fairytale bear (similar to the Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime bear) gently nuzzled its head on my right foot.
• ᴍᴀʏ 17 2024 ⭑ An unseen aswang sat on my legs.
• ᴍᴀʏ 13 2024 ⭑ Stop-motion butoh dancers fought with fringed Fitzgerald flappers over something I couldn't make out, but a black elephant stomped on them, thus ending the fight.
• ᴍᴀʏ 5 2024 ⭑ vague dreams about
  • exclusive mommy-blogs with blue apple-print backgrounds
  • a guy receiving an obscene candygram in the mail
  • a performance artist murdered by her husband as the ultimate act of art
• ᴍᴀʏ 2 2024 ⭑ Angela Carter was a professor sorely disappointed in my procrastinating before last-minute research for a term paper. I have no idea what the paper was about, but after the exam Carter donned a large dark gray cape & went off to a gothic castle to meet with a Dracula-like acquaintance. I followed her there & bicycled down an endless crooked hallway.
• ᴀᴘʀ 17 2024 ⭑
  • Among many witnesses along a concrete bank of a dark-watered lake, I saw a group of satanic-looking red-hooded figures form a circle with their arms outstretched to each other in the water. A very unserious large white duck quacked its way into the circle, thus ruining the gravity of the ritual.
  • Listening to music on headphones, I looked down & saw not my phone in my hands but a crumbling baked potato that barely held together a pair of batteries.
• ᴍᴀʀ 07 2024 ⭑ The AI-generated images of food in Instacart's recipe section gave me nightmares. Horrid visions of uncanny cured meats. Melted cheese like skin in a pimple-popping video. Sentient pizza. Just gross stuff.
• ᴊᴀɴ 05 2024 ⭑ Plinked coins onto a pigeon's head. The bird wielded me to the top of an indoor slope made of large slabs of cardboard or graham crackers jammed in among other things. I twirled in front of a three-way mirror, took a large styrofoam tube & molded it about my waist like a skirt which turned into bubble bath foam. I chased after a giant papier-mâché puppet down the slope as the pigeon flew overhead & rained coins onto our heads.
• ᴏᴄᴛ 02 2023 ⭑ A popular perfume-blogger & a Russian hockey player got together on a suburban driveway to comment on the borscht-tinted evening sky.
• sᴇᴘ 27 2023 ⭑
  • a fenced-in fairytale-themed park with statues of Lewis Carroll & the Mad Hatter among crisscrossing fashion runways starring models with long crimped hair & sloping floor-length cloaks with pockets for their evening-gloved hands
  • a gothic b-movie dream-plot about a rich married couple inviting guests to their beachside home, where in the basement of which they performed rituals of birthing sleepy human babies from the ears of nonchalant gray sheep
• ᴊᴜʟ 7 2023 ⭑ In a dark tunnel through a large accordion pop-up book, an angular yellow butterfly stopped in its flight, forming a flat yellow square that floated in mid-air. The ghost of my former pet rabbit reincarnated into a light blue paper cut-out of a hummingbird poking its beak through the yellow square & it froze in that position. I ran off to tell my sister about this phenomenon, but when we came back to the tunnel the hummingbird was gone. We tried looking for it to no avail.
• ᴍᴀʏ 17 2023 ⭑ The Malleus Maleficarum caused the persecution of Catholic saints in this dream, casting medieval nymphs & dryads into trials on a giant chessboard where they faced unfair judgment by playing-card kings that looked like the King of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland.
• ᴍᴀʏ 04 2023 ⭑ Lovely long-haired woman flies nude through the air, with eyes closed & arms crossed over her chest, her long hair lifting her body to an imaginary country where the locals gasp & gather at her soft landing.
• ᴀᴘʀ 18 2023 ⭑ I unfurled pages from old novels about 1930s socialites, put them on a gurney & wheeled them into a library that had three different surgical rooms where librarian-nurses "processed" the sheets & asked me about the books' conditions. I worried that I had to pay overdue fines.
• ᴀᴘʀ 04 2023 ⭑ Watched the Smashing Pumpkins play Cherub Rock on a clunky miniature portable box TV in an art classroom where I mixed up the plot summaries of two different action films starring the same 1960s actor that my mind just made up, a sort of a British Anthony Perkins.
• ᴊᴜɴ 18 2022 ⭑ A 1970s punk dripped chocolate syrup on a pink rose. I woke up with the chant "I am the fieriest hellfire of hell" on my mind.
• ғᴇʙ 10 2022 ⭑ A Fantastic Planet kind of dream in which instead of aliens, a tyrannical husband tried to crush his tiny wife. She took revenge by sending a fake body to the hospital to fool & track down her husband.
• ᴊᴀɴ 22 2022 ⭑ Had 100s of wings & 5 eyes that multiplied into 25. Felt discomfort as a biblical angel, but the Virgin Mary said I just needed to practice.
• ᴊᴜʟ 12 2021 ⭑ Rubbed rose oil onto my knees during figure-skating breaks. Felt the cold rush of cross-overs on ice.
• ᴊᴀɴ 01 2021 ⭑ A massive furry gray spider hung against a wall in the dark. I tried to kill it by spraying it with disinfectant.
• ᴅᴇᴄ 12 2020 ⭑
  • Visited a Wonderland museum where the Mad Hatter exhibited Alice as a transmogrified neo-Art-Nouveau hippie butterfly chased by a serial killer trucker. Honeybees & maybes seen through a moiré door-screen. Police searched for Alice at a mall as I skulked around in a tall gray coat.
  • Rode a roller-coaster through the rooms of a white palace & collided into a long water fountain in an art deco George-Barbier-style party scene filmed in the 1930s where couples danced & blonde women dripped diamonds as water from the fountain rained down upon them.
• ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ⭑ A nautical Georgian-themed dream with dastardly sword-wielding black-wigged pirates with large nodding feathers on tricorne hats & wide cuffs on black boots & scarlet coat-sleeves. A stow-away boy in rags hides within the bowels of a wooden galleon before the dream evaporates.